Doug, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: Sean Ashe – Spark Under Water

Guy plays guitar good.

A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.

Hey everyone, let’s learn about Unicode accented character encoding! There will be a test (no there won’t).

A concept album that’s only forty-five minutes long and doesn’t leave me feeling lost and confused? I don’t understand.

Would you say this band name is a bit…Deriva—*mic cuts, author is ushered off the stage as the crowd boos*

This is a public service announcement brought to you by the Advisory for Sad Alternative Music.

Look, I get why everyone wants to write their own Dance of Eternity, but not every instrumental track can be The Dance of Eternity. Unless…?

Good news, everyone: music is still great.

Buckle up, r/thalassophobia subscribers, we’re going for a dive.

And now, the conclusion.