Review: Sunburst – Manifesto
A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.
Review: Alkera – Zamanın Ötesine
Hey everyone, let’s learn about Unicode accented character encoding! There will be a test (no there won’t).
Review: PreHistoric Animals – Finding Love In Strange Places
A concept album that’s only forty-five minutes long and doesn’t leave me feeling lost and confused? I don’t understand.
Review: Deriva – Nona / Décima / Morta
Would you say this band name is a bit…Deriva—*mic cuts, author is ushered off the stage as the crowd boos*
Review: Midas Fall – Cold Waves Divide Us
This is a public service announcement brought to you by the Advisory for Sad Alternative Music.
Review: Turbulence – Binary Dream
Look, I get why everyone wants to write their own Dance of Eternity, but not every instrumental track can be The Dance of Eternity. Unless…?
Review: Fall of Leviathan – In Waves
Buckle up, r/thalassophobia subscribers, we’re going for a dive.
Review: The Chronicles of Father Robin – The Songs & Tales of Airoea – Book III
And now, the conclusion.