Album Reviews
Review: The Mars Volta – Lucro Sucio; Los Ojos del Vacío
Eye contact with the void is always so awkward.
Album Reviews
Review: Cercle du Chêne – Récits d’Automne et de Chasse
Why get redpilled when you can get Redwalled instead?
Album Reviews
Review: O.R.k. – Firehose of Falsehoods
Can someone please shut this firehose off before it-BLBLBLBLBLBL
Album Reviews
Review: Wÿntër Ärvń – Sous l’Orage Noir – L’Astre et la Chute
Oh, chute! Not the falling stars again!
Album Reviews
Review: Ash of Necrossus – Ash of Necrossus, Part I: Predicated by the Maw of Time
When sending your flamenco band into space, don’t forget the sunscreen.
Album Reviews
Review: Maud the Moth – The Distaff
You’re gonna be doing a lot of doobie rolling when you’re living in A Temple Down by the River!