Album Reviews
Review: Nuclear Dudes – Boss Blades
Yeah, uhhh, I don’t know man… WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?! Just mathcore, apparently.
Lost in Time
Lost in Time: Vanden Plas – Beyond Daylight
Melodic progressive metal has never been this good and I have never been this unhinged SOLO ME DADDY, errr, THIS IS A REAL REVIEW OKAY???
Lost in Time
Lost in Time: Vanden Plas – The God Thing
A look into the experimental early days of one of Germany’s most prolific progressive metal bands
Album Reviews
Review: The Spectre Beneath – The Ashen Child
Our resident singer-songwriter meets neckbreaking power-prog group is back! Can they pull it off this time?
Album Reviews
Review: Fjoergyn – Judasmesse
One of the most innovative bands of the German black metal scene is back at it after a six year hiatus
Album Reviews
Review: Vexing – Grand Reproach
Sometimes I just want an elephant to step on me while smelling flowers.
Album Reviews
Review: The Anchoret – It All Began With Loneliness
It All Began With A Really Good Album But Realistically NO DEBUT SHOULD BE THIS GOOD WHAT THE HELL?!
Album Reviews
Review: Nospūn – Opus
This band came out of nowhere and casually said “yeah let’s do Scenes From a Memory but like, better, lol”
Album Reviews
Review: Nebulae Come Sweet – De Lumière
When orchestras and post-metal meet, swooning ensues