Review: Dream Theater – Parasomnia
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.
These fellas really can’t stop themselves from releasing new music, can they?
Don’t you also love it when your favorite band is blissfully unaware of meme culture?
How many synonyms for “emotional” and “atmospheric” do you need?
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!
Who needs vocal melodies when you can just talk intently about surrealism and the occult?
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
Israel’s in the news again? That can only mean one thing: a new prog release!