Album Reviews
Review: Pillars of Cacophony – Paralipomena
Gentle melody lover reacts to BR00TAL dissodeath! You won’t BELIEVE what happens!
Album Reviews
Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
Album Reviews
Review: Dream Theater – Parasomnia
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.
Album Reviews
Review: Teramaze – Desire Colours n Lust
These fellas really can’t stop themselves from releasing new music, can they?
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Kingcrow – Hopium
Don’t you also love it when your favorite band is blissfully unaware of meme culture?
Reports from the Underground
Sam’s Top Ten Albums of 2024!
How many synonyms for “emotional” and “atmospheric” do you need?
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Teramaze – Eli: A Wonderful Fall From Grace
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Amiensus – Reclamation Pt. II
Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!
Album Reviews
Review: Schammasch – The Maldoror Chants: Old Ocean
Who needs vocal melodies when you can just talk intently about surrealism and the occult?