Album Reviews
Review: Cea Serin – The World Outside
Ain’t nuffin’ like a good ol’ 70 minute prog masturbation session.
Album Reviews
Review: Orpheus Blade – Obsessed in Red
A long-awaited follow-up. Wait, how did this band find out that I’m into redheads?!
Album Reviews
Review: Capitan – Facing Currents
Discovering one’s true self on the waves of post-metal.
Album Reviews
Review: Pillars of Cacophony – Paralipomena
Gentle melody lover reacts to BR00TAL dissodeath! You won’t BELIEVE what happens!
Album Reviews
Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
Album Reviews
Review: Dream Theater – Parasomnia
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.